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TFW you’re being Microaggressioned

As a result of a recent conversation about racism (following on from a book I read – there’ll be a review here in a day or two) a Brazilian guy on reddit pointed me to an account on Instagram called brasileirasNaoSeCalam. It’s basically one of these accounts that seeks to ginger people up for a particular cause by telling you how absolutely terrible everything is. In this case, quite a lot of the posts are just quotations from Brazilians in other countries recounting times they were victims of racism. The vast majority of them are in Portugal.

It’s quite interesting from a sociological point of view because of course there are racists in every country and knowing what kinds of stereotypes people have about each other tells you something interesting about the country. There is definitely racism against Brazilians in Portugal. I’ve seen videos and I have spoken to people who have some really unpleasant views about them all being thieves and whores, but I’m a bit unclear about the extent of that racism and I’m curious to know more.

But just as there is racism in every country, microaggressions (ie perceived slights which are held to be evidence of a deep seated hostility) are everywhere too, mainly thanks to the steady creep of absolutely terrible ideas from the USA. And my sense is that a lot of these posts fall under that heading. And in a way, that’s interesting in itself because learning what people see as a microaggression can tell you something about the shape of paranoia in a particular demographic. Take this for example:

(I’m doing an online course and my teacher always turns up with two video options for us to watch: one in Brazilian and one in English “for anyone who doesn’t like Brazilian”

From the comments, the reason for the complaint is that some people find the use of “brasileiro” in place of “português de Brasil” to be evidence of hatred, and the fact that she thinks some people might prefer to hear a foreign language rather than a São Paulo accent just adds insult to injury. This seems a little over-sensitive, but more importantly, I think it’s pretty obvious that there are plenty of alternative explanations for why English is being offered alongside Brazilian. For example, Portugal has a pretty good record of welcoming refugees and asylum seekers from Syria, Venezuela and Ukraine, among others. It must be a hard transition for those people to make given how much harder it is to learn portuguese than English. Of course it’s not practical to have videos in every language, but English is practically a universal esperanto these days, and it seems very likely that someone who is still struggling to learn portuguese might find it easier to follow an English language video than one that is in a strong, unfamiliar accent.

The irony is I think the teacher is being unfairly accused of racism just because they are making the course more accessible for all immigrants, and not exclusively catering to the needs of oversensitive Brazilians. Quite a lot of the quotes on the site are in the same vein: they’re minor or open to more charitable interpretation or just frankly unlikely-sounding.

Don’t get me wrong, there are definitely some real racist incidents on there, but I get the impression it’s one of those accounts where all the followers want to tell their victimhood story and the net effect is that it becomes a huge echo chamber and everyone inside is in a state of constant fear and rage, way out of proportion to the real situation. I’d love to find some good journalism on the subject though. When I say good journalism I mean (a) uses data competently and thoughtfully and (b) doesn’t pepper their narrative with the word ‘privilege’.

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Divided by a Common Language: the plot thickens…

English, espanhol, português

I’ve mentioned a couple of times (here and here) now that I have had long, rambling discussions with Brazilians about whether the third person singular (the “we” form) in the past perfect tense is identical to the present tense. It is in Brazilian but not – or at least not normally – in european portuguese.

I actually ran into a portuguese guy from Beira Alta who says that, where he lives, they say the two words the same way (not surprising) and spell them the same way too (more surprising). We had a bit of a chat about it back and forth and he agreed that the accent in the written form was helpful (I agree 100%) but he wasn’t going to change the way he spoke (also agree 100%) and like a lot of Portuguese people, he felt like the Acordo Ortográfico was an annoying imposition from on high that he didn’t really buy into.

I feel like this was quite a useful conversation for both of us. For me because it’s good to learn about different accents and ways of speaking and I hope also for him because most people in most countries don’t really reflect on their own language until they hit something unexpected, and I like to think that by having this conversation he enjoyed thinking about his own language as much as I do. For example, I mentioned that the two versions (falamos and falámos, say) would both have the stress on the second syllable and he said no, they don’t stress the word anywhere. I guarantee you, there is no portuguese word that is spoken in a flat, robotic monotone. I made a joke about how most words in portuguese are either oxitono (stressed on the last syllable) or paroxitnono (penultimate syllable) and a few are proparoxítono (antepenultinate) but maybe there needed to be a new word “nenhuresitono” for words that are stressed nowhere.

I have learned a lot about my own language from talking to foreigners who were trying to learn it and I really hope his encounter with this confused British chap was helpful for him in the same way.

* I talked a lot about proparoxítono during my brief obsession with Chico Buarque’s excellent song Construção. If you haven’t heard it, I strongly recommend it because it is educational but more importantly its effing brilliant. Yes, I know it’s in Brazilian portuguese, but it’s worth making an exception for! My original post about it, complete with the video, is here and I’ve continued to bang on about it here and here

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Apresentação Profissional

LinkedIn allows you to make profiles in other languages now, so I wrote a brief description of what I do as a header for a portuguese version. It might take a whole to get together enough motivation to do the same for my entire carer history though!

I haven’t actually included this gif in the LinkedIn version. Maybe I should…

Sou um consultador informático, especialista em migração de dados. Possuo um conjunto de conhecimentos técnicos através dos quais ajudo os meus clientes a transferirem as suas informações para uma nova infraestrutura. Moro em Londres e trabalho principalmente com câmaras municipais inglesas mas gostaria de trabalhar com clientes portugueses. Adoro Portugal e sou apaixonado pela língua portuguesa.

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A Vingança da Raposa

No picture with this one. When you read it, you’ll be glad I didn’t take a picture. Thanks to Dani for the corrections.

Durante três anos e tal, o meu lote na horta comunitária esteve protegido por um dispositivo que espanta raposas, gatos e ratos mas principalmente raposas. Isto porque houve uma vez uma raposa que deixou o seu cocó nas folhas dum morangueiro. Que nojo!

Mas recentemente, esse assustador de animais ficou avariado e deixou de fazer barulho quando uma criatura se aproximava. Ora bem, a Mãe Natureza mostrou o seu desprezo face às travessuras dos seres humanos: hoje, quando cheguei, vi que uma raposa derrubara a máquina, deitara-a no chão e cagara logo no centro do alto-falante!

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O Dia Em Que Deixei de Falar Com A Minha Avó

O dia em que deixei de falar com a minha avó de Cláudia Oliveira

Este livrinho é um conto que descreve o afastamento da avó paterna duma família depois da morte do seu filho (o pai do narrador). É breve, claro, mas a autora Cláudia Oliveira, consegue retratar o percurso da tragédia de modo simples para que entendamos a tristeza da situação.

“O Dia em que Deixei de Falar com a Minha Avó” is available from kobo and kindle. It’s a short read. The vocabulary is a little difficult for newer readers, so keep a dictionary handy but it’s short so it’s not going to feel like a slog or anything.

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Bravo

Catching up in the texts I’ve written over the last few days. Here’s the portuguese version of the question about the word Bravo

Vi este meme…

… no Twitter e fiquei* surpreendido porque achava que “bravo” não significava corajoso (=Brave em inglês). É um falso amigo.

Porém, a conta é brasileira. Será que a palavra tem outro significado no outro lado do Atlântico? Ou… O quê?

*I wrote “estava” which means I was already in that state. Fiquei is more like becoming surprised. Its a clearer distinction in portuguese.

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Árvore De Natal

Obviously this one was written a few days ago. Thanks to Dani for the corrections.

Aproxima-se o décimo segundo dia após o Natal e estou a pensar em como lidar com a árvore de Natal. O ano passado, a árvore deixou cair tantas agulhas que passámos mais de uma hora a limpar e a arrumar a sala de estar, o corredor do apartamento e o corredor do prédio. Não me apetecer repetir essa experiência! Penso abanar e bater os ramos da árvore antes de a levar. Se sacudirmos as agulhas para que caiam num único sítio será mais fácil eliminá-las todas.

(it worked… Partially… The hallway looked like a forest floor on the way back)

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O Retordo de João Torno

Uns dias atrás, escrevi sobre O Ano Sabático. Depois de carregar a opinião no Goodreads, vi alguns vídeos sobre o mesmo livro no YouTube. Fiquei surpreendido quando ouvi a apresentação do livro pelo autor. A história foi inspirada por factos verídicos: ele próprio, quando nasceu, tinha um gémeo idêntico que morreu após poucas horas.

Os outros vídeos eram opiniões do Booktube Português, ambos por mulheres: a primeira apresentadora disse mais ou menos o que eu penso, embora haja pontos de desacordo: ela percebeu algo de redentor na história, contudo eu achei-a mais pessimista. Mas não importa, estava cheio de curiosidade para ouvir as opiniões de outros e não quero negar o que ela disse: é óbvio que ela entende português melhor do que eu!