In keeping with the principles of language hacking, I’ve set my default browser language on Firefox to Scottish Gaelic so I can use it with Gaelic spellchecking on it instead of Portuguese in Chrome but it’s baffling because I’ve set all the controls to Gaelic as well, so now all the “copy”, “paste”, “file”, “new wondow” etc are in a language for which I only have about 100 words of vocabulary. Anyway, here goes…

Feasgar math! Ciamar a tha sibh?
Is mise Colin. Tha mi à Breatainn. Rugadh mi ann an Alba ach tha mi a’ fuireach ann an Lunnainn. Tha Lunnainn ann an Sasainn.
Tha mi leth-cheud bliadhna a dh’aois.
Tha mi pòsta agus tha nighean agam. Is e Olivia an t-ainm a th’ oirre
Tha dithis* bhràithair agam.
*Apparently there are special numbers used for people instead of things