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Applying for Dual Portuguese Citizenship

Updated 12/3/19 in light of what I learned in Porto

15/01/2022 – there is a sequel to this post that is worth reading since it has some important updates about payment methods.


Well, it looks like some people voted for a national act of self-harm and those of us whose families straddle more than one country need to think about planning for the future. In our case, we’re doing that by applying for dual citizenship (me, daughter, both currently british) and leave to remain (Mrs L, Portuguese) to ensure we’re all in the same boat and can act together in future if some future government decides to make life properly difficult for EU citizens or punish them financially or it becomes difficult to live and work in the countries we used to be able to move around in freely, all thanks to the actions of a bunch of divs who didn’t do the homework before getting into the voting booth.

I thought I’d write down the steps here in case it’s helpful. I’m going to focus on UK citizens living in the UK. If you’re an expat, you’re pretty well covered by other sites like this and of course if you’re Portuguese in the UK there’s a lot of info here.

The obvious point first of all is that it’s almost certainly going to be easier while we’re still in the EU than it would be after we leave and britain is towed across the ocean to be moored off Mar-a-Lago or whatever these idiots have in store for us. In other words, if you’re reading this, you’d better get your skates on.

Basic Approaches

Have a think about how you are going to submit your applications because that will determine some of the later choices you make. Options are:

  1. Go to the consulate in London. If at all possible, avoid this option.
  2. By mail. This is obviously a bit slower and you’ll have to figure out the logistics of how to get your documents validated unless you are mad enough to post the originals, which I don’t recommend, but if you can suss that out, this might be the least hassle option.
  3. Visit Portugal itself. Obviously this is the most fun option because you’ll be in Portugal, and the offices shut 3 hours before the bookshops and about 7 hours before the restaurants so you’ll have plenty of time to unwind.
    Several towns have offices where you can register. I think the smaller the town, the less time it takes because Lisbon and Porto are already swamped with Brazilians, Venezuelans and Brits. Presumably Faro has a massive backlog of “expats” too. Book a few days away. Maybe one for any preliminaries (say, get a NIF, meet with a Translator if you have any documents being translated) and leave two days for the process itself in case you have any problems with that and need to follow up.

Length of marriage

You need to have been married for 3 years to use the marriage route so if you’re not already hitched, tough (but there are other routes you can use – see below). If you got married in the UK, make sure the marriage is registered at the Portuguese consulate too. You will probably have done this if your other half updated their citizen card with a new surname. It’s slow and awful because it involves the consulate. They require all the same documents as described in this blog post, plus you’ll have to use their bloody awful online appointment booking, both turn up in person, and deal with various indignities.

Payment

The cost for an adult is €250. When you go to download the forms (“modelos”), there’s a big warning up front. Translation:

IMPORTANT WARNING

Applications that are not accompanied by the required payment will be rejected outright with all the documents. If payment is made by cheque, it must be a certified cheque or bank cheque issued in Euros from a company with representation in Portugal to the order of “IRN, IP” [this just means the Institute itself] issued on portuguese banks.

This seems a bit repetitive but basically, get thee to a bank that has branches in Portugal (Santander for example), open a bank account if you haven’t already got one, and ask for a banker’s cheque/banker’s draft.

There are two other alternatives. One is to get a “Vale Postal” (postal order) which you can buy at a post office (CTT) in Portugal. Again, make sure it’s made out to IRN, IP and has the correct address. The Vale Postal route is relatively straightforward if you have all the bits you need – the details of the payee (on the form itself) and the recipient, but on the downside, you have to do it in Portugal 3 working days before you submit to give it time to reach them. This is because a Vale Postal doesn’t work in quite the same way as a UK postal order. They mail the slip to the recipient and you need to note the reference number (and keep the receipt) as proof, and then wait for the order to show up at their office.

You’ll also need a “contribuente” (also known as Número de Identificação Fiscal – Or NIF) if you have one. If you don’t have one, you can pop down to the Serviço de Finanças and get one. It takes 20 minutes and costs €10. And if all else fails, just use your UK Unique Taxpayer Reference instead which seems to work.

The final option, if neither of the above is suitable, is the simplest of all, but you can only do it if you go to the office in person: bring cash.

The Modelos

The main hub for the different “modelos” (forms) is on the site of the Instituto dos Registos e Notariado.

Choose the one that best fits your situation. In my case, they were these:

Templates and forms regarding nationality

Model 1C
For children of a portuguese mother or father born abroad that registers their birth in the portuguese civil register or declares that they want to be portuguese.

Model 3
For a foreigner married for more than 3 years with a portuguese national or who lives in a de facto union for more than 3 years.

You need to print the first two pages double-sided and the third and fourth pages are just guidance. Fill it in in black, in Portuguese (Duh!) and using crosses, not ticks in the boxes. I’m not going to translate the whole thing I’m afraid. You can use GTranslate can’t you? Most of it is pretty straightforward, but there are a few weird ones:

  • Quadro 1, Questão 6 includes “Naturalidade”, “País” and “Nationalidade”, which seem to be asking the same thing, but I chose to interpret them as Place of birth (Scotland, in my case), Country (Stretching a point: the UK), Nationality (British)
  • Quadro 1, Questao 8 asks for countries you have lived in previously. You will need to provide criminal records checks from all these countries, so don’t even mention any you lived in as a child or if you weren’t there long enough to be registered and leave a paper trail.
  • Quadro 2, Questão 3 is a bit enigmatic “Do you have an effective link to the portuguese community”. This is exceptionally sketchily described in the form guidance as it stands and I have heard various theories, “new rules” and suggestions but what it seems to boil down to is this: for expats, resident in Portugal, married for 5+ years, there’s no language requirement if you can show something like a deed to a house, a contract with an employer or some other evidence of being a fully fledged citizen, to show you are integrated into society. If you’re non-resident, about the only proof of integration you can produce is a certificate of proficiency in the language, so effectively for us there is a language requirement. I quite like this: you can demonstrate you are integrated into the language and cultural life of the nation rather than the legal and economic life.
  • Quadro 2, Questão 3 again. A bit further down it asks if you’ve performed functions for the state that were not predominantly technical in character. I had to ask my wife about this one as I couldn’t see what it was driving at. I think we decided it meant performing the offices of an MP, say, or a civil servant. The suite of questions seems to be trying to establish if you have any competing duties that might mean you retain an allegiance to the former state, I guess, hence the questions about being in the armed forces, being a terrorist and so on.
  • Quadro 4 needs to have the answers copied from your other half’s birth certificate, and even then, if it’s anything like my wife’s it’ll still be baffling. I just handed it to her and asked her to do the necessary.
  • Quadro 6 needs to be signed and witnessed by someone. Since I was planning to visit, I left this blank to sign in front of the person I handed it to, but you can also do it in front of a consulate employee or a Portuguese solicitor if you are mailing it in.

Documentation

Some of this isn’t really spelled out because portuguese bureaucracy can be a bit hatstand sometimes, so it’s best to go the extra mile and do more than it requests rather than less

  • As I said above, a certificate of proficiency in Portuguese shouldn’t be needed if you have been married 5 or more years but if you are non-resident it’s likely to be your only proof of an effective link to Portuguese community.
  • You need a recent police check certificate in the UK and any other country you have lived in as an adult. The UK police certificate costs, and requires quite a bit of paperwork in its own right.
  • All the other documents it asks for – birth certificates, passports and so on – need to be translated, and officially, not just by you. As it turns out, it wasn’t necessary for my process because the chap said if it was written in English it didn’t need a translation. TBH, I’d suggest you’d better do it anyway since that’s what it says in the instructions and it seems to vary from one person to the next, how rigorously the rules are followed, but it’s up to you. You could save a couple of hundred quid if you skip this step and get away with it, but you might prefer to play it safe. I know of at least one other person who couldn’t get through the process because they didn’t have certified translations of all their papers. They’re also sometimes a bit funny about the certificates being recently issued (especially at the Consulate), so even if you have your original certificate, you should write to your registry office and get a reissued copy too and bring it along. If you’re not sure how to get a new certificate, Google the name of the local authority you were born/married/whatever in and “replacement certificate”.
  • If you do decide to get then translated, it’s quite a complicated process (but don’t worry, with the right help you can get through it)
    • Firstly, the translator can do the translation based on a photocopy, and that’s probably the first place to start since you can do it by email.
    • However, to get it certified, you need to give them either your original documents or a copy that has been authenticated by a solicitor or notary.
    • When they have that, they can attach the translation to the original or verified copy and take them all to a solicitor at their end who can certify the translation as well
  • Now, I didn’t trust the mail with my documents but also feared that if I got them certified in the UK the portuguese authorities might not recognise their authoritah, so what to do? Well, I sent my documents to a couple of translators in Portugal and got the quote I was happiest with (CS Traduções) and sent the documents by email attachment. She then took care of everything basically, and I arranged to pick them up the day before I had planned to submit the application. It was all completely hassle free and she was very patient with all my questions.
  • I already mentioned that if you were married in the UK you need to get your marriage registered in Portugal, so the proof of that is probably enough on its own but I took a translation of my UK marriage cert too, just to be on the safe side.
  • For children, both parents need to sign and both signatures witnessed.
  • For children, birth certificates should be recognised in all EU countries but since the UK might have left before the form gets processed it might be a precaution to get it stamped by the Portuguese consulate in the country of birth. This isn’t written down, just the opinion of one official I spoke to, so take that as you will.
  • As stated above, you’ll need your cheque, Vale Postal receipt, or cash if you’re an adult, but it is free for minors.

The Visit

If you’re visiting the consulate, you’re probably doomed and will have been driven to insanity within a few weeks. I pity you. If you’re visiting Portugal, the addresses of the offices are in the last page of the guidance on the Modelo. Since it says “Balcões da Nacionalidade instalados nas seguintes Conservatórias do Registo Civil” and doesn’t give any addresses for the offices in smaller towns outside Lisbon, I went to the wrong place at first. This seems to be the place in Porto, anyway:

SEF Porto

Av. da França 316, 4050-276 Porto, Portugal
+351 22 207 3810
https://maps.app.goo.gl/fL7zP

It’s a kind of one-stop citizen shop and there are several different services in the same office, so ask at the desk if you can’t find the right option on the machine that dispenses tickets (the tickets are known as “senhas” not “bilhetes”) . Ask for Conservatória and you should end up with a senha with a number that starts with a Q.

Make sure you arrive between 8AM and 8.30AM or you’ve no chance.

Obviously don’t be rude or anything, but do be prepared to be assertive. My wife gave me some samples of indignant customer dialogue to use in case of intransigence but I was quite glad I didn’t need to use them. Apparently the tone to go for is polite but with a menacing air of superiority.

Minha senhora /meu senhor. é preciso ser razoável e justo.
Ora eu já cá estive na sexta e nada foi resolvido ou esclarecido. Isto não pode ser.

Veja lá por favor o que pode fazer porque sinceramente eu estou a ficar desorientado e preciso clarificação

The process can’t even be started without payment. If anything else is missing, you’ll get a case number and can submit the missing docs by post, but the one thing you can’t forget is the money. Owing to the large number of applicants expect to hear back after a year – or 18 months for children. We’ll have left by then but hopefully they won’t have started stoning remainers to death in the public square yet, so we should be OK, I think.

Well, that’s the sum of all my knowledge. I hope it’s some help to someone. Good luck.


I’d like to thank my friends Barbie (who gave me a lot of advice on her own family’s involvement in this process) and Marcos (who by amazing luck happened to be very close by the SEF on Friday and actually came to help out with communication, which was incredibly generous of him)

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Conan Osíris – Telemóveis

Well, this Eurovision semifinalist is definitely bonkers. It reminds me of António Variações, the cosmic electro-beardie from the eighties, reading out the warranty redemption for a damaged iPhone. Anyway, I don’t know if he’ll be picked but he seems like a strong contender: stronger, anyway, than the unbearably tedious, over-earnest drivel by DAMA that was controversially beaten out on a tie-breaker,and better than last year’s too, but it’s still no Salvador Sobral.

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Chama os Bombeiros… Não, espera… Os canalizadores.

Estou na biblioteca perto da sede do meu cliente. Tivemos que sair do prédio porque tocou o alarme de incêndio. Mas depois de sairmos, ouvi que não foi por causa dum incêndio mas sim um problema com a canalização do prédio. Um cano rebentou e água nojenta derramou pelo tecto dos dois primeiros andares. É frustrante porque não tenho o meu portátil e portanto não consigo fazer nada. Mas não faz mal, pelo menos há uma biblioteca onde posso ler e escrever.

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Tradução – The Skin that’s on Me

I had a go at translating the song I mentioned the other day. It’s very hard to translate, even if you know the words because it’s written in quite a poetic, allusive way, so I hope it’s not too awful…

When the day was ending
And your body touched
A part of mine
A dance awakened
And the sun appeared,
became enormous
And in an instant wiped out
The calm of the sky

And the calm that was waiting inside me
The desire unaccounted following the end
Was in a look it gave you
And your singing changed
And your body on mine
A braid caught
And the blood cooled
And my foot touched the earth
My voice whispered
My dream died

Give me the sea, my river, my path.
Give me the empty bedroom of my house
I’ll leave you in the snare of your talk
About the skin that’s on me
You don’t know anything

When the love ended
And my body forgot
The road it was going on
In the depths of yours
And the moon went out
And the night fell silent
The cold depth of the sky
Came down and stayed.

But the pain no longer lives in me
It’s passed, I used it up
Beyond the end
It’s time to go
It’s the price of love
To go back to living
I dont feel the taste,
The sweat, the dread
Of the heat of your embrace
Of your blood blooming
I don’t want to know

Give me the sea, my river, my road
My empty boat in the morning
I’ll leave you in the cold of your speech
In the shock fall of the voice
When the talking finally stops

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A Horta no Inverno

IMG_20190210_174856_289Não há muitas coisas para fazer nesta estação do ano. Há algumas flores a crescer perto da casinha; jacintos, narcisos e tulipas. Os primeiros botões estão a aparecer nos ramos das groselheiras e o ruibarbo está a acordar-se.  Mas já comecei a preparar. Espalhei composto no solo, amarrei as amoreiras (grande frase, esta. Soa bonita!) e cortei os ramos duma árvore que lançava uma sombra através do lote e reciclei-os para fazer um canteiro elevado para os morangos.

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Moedas Comemorativas

Notes on commemorative editions of the 100 Escudo coin. My daughter recently received a beautiful parcel containing 18 of these, big, chunky things with designs on them spanning years.

Ano Internacional do Deficiente (1981)

Mostra-se uma imagem do Jacob Rodrigues Pereira (1715-1780), que nasceu em Espanha, duma família cripto-judaica portuguesa e tornou-se educador de surdos em França.

D. Nuno Alvares Pereira / Batalha De Aljubarrota (1985)

Comemora 600 anos desde esta batalha, uma das maiores batalhas defensivas contra o exercito castelhano que tentou conquistar Portugal. Dom Nuno Alvares é considerado um génio de estratégia e ainda por cima, foi beatificado e canonizado pelo papa XVI em 2009, mas confesso que não faço ideia por quê.

Fernando Pessoa (1985)

São retratados nesta moeda o poeta mais conhecido e mais amado no país, e mais três gajos que o semelham esquisitamente…

D. Afonso Henriques (1985)

Comemora 8 séculos desde a morte de D. Afonso I, o conquistador, e o primeiro rei da primeira dinastia portuguesa.

X Aniversário da Autonomia Regional (1986)

Logo depois da revolução dos Cravos, a república portuguesa começou a reconstruir a democracia e isso resultou numa nova constituição, que foi publicada em 1976. dando autonomia regional para as ilhas, com os seus próprios hinos e bandeiras.

XII Mundial de Futebol (1986)

Dois homens a saltar por cima duma esfera… Não faço ideia do que é que estão a fazer…

Amadeo_de_Souza-Cardoso,_Untitled_(Coty),_1917,_oil_and_collage_on_canvas,_94_x_76_cmAmadeo de Souza-Cardoso (1987)

O centésimo aniversário do nascimento deste pintor modernista cuja morte com 30 anos acabou com uma carreira promissora.

Nuno Tristão (1987)

É um motivo de vergonha para países tal como Portugal e a Inglaterra que tantos de nossos heróis também foram vilões. Esta moeda celebra a vida de um explorador que descobriu muitas zonas de África até então desconhecidos (pelo menos a nós europeus), incluindo o Rio Gambia (1446) mas o explorador também foi um mercador de escravos. Hum…

Diogo Cão (1987)

Diogo Cão era um dos navegadores que concretizaram a reputação do país como terra de exploradores. A data na moeda é 1486, ano do seu falecimento que ocorreu durante a sua segunda viagem para África do Sul em busca de Preste João. Foi retratado no Padrão dos Descobrimentos a grande escultura a beira do Rio Tejo, e foi imortalizado pela caneta de Fernando Pessoa no seu poema “Padrão”

Bartolomeu Dias / Cabo de Boa Esperança (1988)

O quingentésimo aniversario do regresso a portugal do explorador Bartolomeu Dias após da sua expedição além do cabo de Boa Esperança (O ponto mais a sul do continente da África.

Arquipélago Dos Açores (1989)

Comemora várias viagens de descoberta ao arquipélago entre 1427 e 1432. Ao que parece, as ilhas já eram conhecidas e por isso não percebo porque é que as viagens tiveram tanto significado, mas… sei lá, deve de haver alguma coisa que perdi.

Ilhas Canárias (1989)

Comemora a ocupação dos portugueses das ilhas desde 1336 até 1479. Depois, o Tratado das Alcáçovas-Toledo afirmou o controlo das ilhas pelos castelhanos enquanto Portugal ficou com as ilhas dos Açores e da Madeira.

Navegação Astronómica (1990)

Parece que esta moeda é apenas a celebração da Ciência. Não acho que celebre um aniversário ou a pessoa que a inventou, mas claro sem a navegação astronómica, os portugueses nunca teriam sido capazes de explorar o mundo antes do época do Sistema de Posicionamento Global e por isso é um tipo de especialidade nacional.

Camilo Castelo Branco (1990)

Celebra a vida do autor de “Amor de Perdição” e “Maria Moisés” entre outros.

Restauração da Independência (1990)

Comemora 350 anos desde a saída de Portugal da União Ibérica, que é um lembrete amargo para nós ingleses que há países no mundo capazes de saírem duma união política sem fazer-se uma desgraça. A União tinha permanecido durante 60 anos desde a guerra da sucessão portuguesa que resultou num espécie de governo imperial sob a coroa espanhol.

Antero de Quental (1991)

O senhor Antero foi um poeta do século XIX que fez parte (com Eça de Queiroz e Oliveira Martins) num movimento literário, Geração de 70, que pretendia revolucionar a cultura pela introdução de realismo. Confesso que não tinha ouvido do senhor anteriormente mas é um dos escritores mais importantes da literatura portuguesa**. Fernando Pessoa escrevi o elogio seguinte

Properly speaking there has been no Portuguese literature before Antero de Quental; before that there has been either a preparation for a future literature, or foreign literature written in the Portuguese language.

D. António, Prior do Crato (1995)

Marca 400 anos desde a morte deste rei (ou seja pretendente ao trono). D. António teve uma vida cheia de histórias. Acompanhou D. Sebastião na campanha em Marrocos e foi preso na batalha onde o rei morreu. Depois do seu regresso a Portugal, António reclamou o trono mas foi negada porque varias pessoas tinha dúvidas que fosse o filho legitimo do seu “pai”, D. Luís. continuou a afirmar o seu direito de ser rei durante a crise da sucessão portuguesa, quando o país perdeu a sua independência e ficou sujeito ao Rei Felipe I (Felipe II de Espanha) e acabou por ser exílio na Inglaterra com o inimigo do seu inimigo, a rainha Isabel I.

Centenário da Autonomia Dos Açores (1995)

As Ilhas ganharam a sua independência administrativa em 1895, até o estado novo reestabeleceu controlo sobre as ilhas em 1928.

* PADRÃO (Fernando Pessoa – Mensagem)
O esforço é grande e o homem é pequeno.
Eu, Diogo Cão, navegador, deixei
Este padrão ao pé do areal moreno
E para diante naveguei.

A alma é divina e a obra é imperfeita.
Este padrão sinala ao vento e aos céus
Que, da obra ousada, é minha a parte feita:
O por-fazer é só com Deus.

E ao imenso e possível oceano
Ensinam estas Quinas, que aqui vês,
Que o mar com fim será grego ou romano:
O mar sem fim é português.

E a Cruz ao alto diz que o que me há na alma
E faz a febre em mim de navegar
Só encontrará de Deus na eterna calma
O porto sempre por achar.

** Let’s have a look:

O QUE DIZ A MORTE

Deixai-os vir a mim, os que lidaram;
Deixai-os vir a mim, os que padecem;
E os que cheios de mágoa e tédio encaram
As próprias obras vãs, de que escarnecem…

Em mim, os Sofrimentos que não saram,
Paixão, Dúvida e Mal, se desvanecem.
As torrentes da Dor, que nunca param,
Como num mar, em mim desaparecem. –

Assim a Morte diz. Verbo velado,
Silencioso intérprete sagrado
Das cousas invisíveis, muda e fria,

É, na sua mudez, mais retumbante
Que o clamoroso mar; mais rutilante,
Na sua noite, do que a luz do dia.

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Agora e Na Hora da Nossa Morte – Susana Moreira Marques

 

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Diz-se que não se pode avaliar um livro pela capa, mas confesso que comprei este livro por esse motivo só. Os livros da editora Tinta da China são sempre bonitos. Este tem capa mole cor de lavanda com cantos arredondados. O assunto é igualmente bonito, apesar de ser menos alegre. O assunto é a morte. A escritora viajou com profissionais da saúde e de cuidados paliativos para visitar pessoas com pouco tempo de vida e familiares dos recém-falecidos, numa paisagem fora das grandes cidades, onde parece que um modo de vida está a morrer também. Ali, ela ouviu as histórias das pessoas, e escreveu os pensamentos delas sobre a morte, a vida e o que é importante no fim de contas.