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Debate

Oof, well here’s an eleven minute summary of right vs left in Portugal, I guess!

I thought he’d make both characters as bad as each other but I guess he’s more concerned with stopping the loony right than the loony left and it’s pretty clear where his sympathies lie

Only a few days to go…

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Rapaz Delight

I posted a rap featuring Sam the Kid a while ago, but I need to prove I’m down with the kids, so here’s another! I think last time I used too many asterisks, so I’ll try and use links where I can this time.

This one is called “Também Faz Parte”. The first verse, by Sam the Kid himself, is really hard and I suspect I am getting quite a bit of it wrong. Mundo Segundo’s verse is much easier to follow.

PortugueseEnglish
(Sam the Kid)
Quando a vida ficar vazia, faz ela virar poesia
O passado passou ‘pa trás, o teu prazo passou num dia
O fracasso tá ali na porta, quase dormiu na merda
Ele passa uma vida morta, e abraça que é o fim da meta
É o massacre que só humilha, cansado que o sol não brilha
Arrasado e ele só dormia a pensar abraçar a filha
E os homens levam-me os tropas
Boy, na zona é só desfalques
Paka limpa só funciona noutros palcos
Gravatas invisiveis não querem mais milionários
E tornam impossíveis cenários imaginários
Mas não tiram minha mística, sou atração turística
Desmistifico quem pensa que em bairros só há marginais, todos iguais
Por mais que inoves, a tua sina é ser da mesma escória
E putos trazem uma visão nova para a mesma história
Pais falidos fazem mais bandidos
Quem patrocina agora a casa é o filho de pais maridos
Um gajo na boa vem Ramona, a gente “esfaina”
Na estrada, a gente espalha a zona, a gente “shaina”
A judiciária que espreita por ‘tar na área
É suspeita a missão diária para ver toda a nossa área desfeita
Novas doutrinas, que alteram rotinas à procura de vidas londrinas
Um boy obrigado a ter emigrado e o bairro ainda é unido e bravo
Onde eu gravo o meu vídeo, agrado o passado p’ra no futuro ser lembrado
Esse é o meu fado
(Sam the Kid)
When life is empty, turn it into poetry
The past is gone behind, your goal passed in a day
Weakness is there at the door, almost asleep in the shit
He lives a dead life and embraces the end
It’s the massacre that only humiliates, tired because the sun isn’t shining
Devastated and he was only asleep, dreaming of hugging his daughter
And men bring their crew to me
Homeboy, in the neighbourhood, there’s only the hustle
Too clean only works on other stages
Invisible neckties don’t want more millionaires
And make imaginary scenarios impossible
But they don’t take my music, I’m a tourist attraction
I demystify anyone who thinks that in the neighbourhood there are only marginalised people, all the same
No matter how much you innovate, your destiny is to be the same scum
And kids bring a new vision for the same story
Skint parents make more criminals
The person protecting the house now is the child of married parents
A cool guy, here comes a police car, the people “It’s fine“*
In the street, the people spread out, the people “Shine!”
The Judicial Police that look to be in the area
It’s suspicious , the daily mission to see our whole neighbourhood pulled apart
New doctrines, that alter routines, in search of London lives
A homey forced to emigrate and the neighbourhood is still united and brave
Where I’m recording my video,
I thank the past to be remembered
in future
That’s my fate.
Também faz parte
Pensei num péssimo indício e disse-o
P’ra vir encarar à pressa ou começa no sacrifício
Em cada fim há um início, em cada início uma história
É hipótese duma nova trajetória, porque a glória (x2)
It plays a part too
I thought of a bad sign and said it
To come face to face with it in a hurry or start with sacrifice
In every end there is a beginning, in every beginning a history
It is the chance of a new direction, because of the glory (x2)
(Mundo Segundo)
Também vim do bairro mas não do bloco, eu cresci na ilha
Onde a miséria aponta o foco mas onde há fome há partilha
Onde um prato dá para quatro, um quarto p’ra família inteira
Duas camas, berço, terço na mesa de cabeceira
Um ordenado, uma pensão, rendimento de inserção
Uma criança como um dom num castelo de papelão
Um futuro que não sorri numa bela face trancada como
Um livro que não li com informação que faltava
Mas não deixei de ser eu, fui do breu ao apogeu
Fui do meu pequeno quarto aos palcos do coliseu
Tudo faz parte, eu luto. Dizem que a vida é prostituta
Mas apaixonei-me por ela a ver se a relação resulta
Num certo ponto de vista, podem me chamar masoquista
Mas não sou apologista de vitórias sem conquista
Tenho sonhos numa lista, mais uma linha que se risca
Na verdade só se despista aquele que se faz à pista
Porque eu corro por desporto mas não me alimento de vento
Fiz muito trabalho à borla, respeita o meu orçamento
Direto sem ornamento, não político de parlamento
Lamento não minto em detrimento que sinto por dentro
Do ventre até ao jazigo, imperfeito assim prossigo
Se partir, digam ao mundo “fechei a página deste livro”
Em cada fim há um início, em cada início uma história
É hipótese duma nova trajetória, porque a glória
(Mundo Segundo)
I come from the hood too, but not the block, I grew up on the island,
Where misery directs your focus, but where there is hunger there’s sharing
Where a plate is enough for four and a bedroom for a whole family.
Two beds, a crib, a rosary on the bedside table
A wage, a pension, a social security payment
A child like a king in a cardboard castle
A future that doesn’t smile on a beautiful face, locked like
A book I didn’t read, full of information I need
But I didn’t stop being me, I went from the darkness to the heights
I went from my little bedroom to the stage of the Coliseu
Everything plays a part. I fight. They say that life is a prostitute
But I fell in love with her to see if the relationship is a success
From a certain point of view, you can call me a masochist
But I’m not an apologist for victories without conquest
I have a list of dreams, one more line gets crossed out
In truth, only the person who stays on track loses the track
Because I run for sport but I can’t eat the wind
I did a lot of work for free. Respect my budget
Straight up, without ornament, not a politician in parliament
I’m sorry I don’t lie to the detriment of what I feel inside
From the cradle to the grave, imperfect, I do it like that
If you’re leaving, tell the world “I closed the page of that book”
In every end there’s a start, in every start there’s a history
It’s a chance of a new direction because of the glory
Também faz parte
Pensei num péssimo indício e disse-o
P’ra vir encarar à pressa ou começa no sacrifício
Em cada fim há um início, em cada início uma história
É hipótese duma nova trajetória, porque a glória (x2)
It plays a part too
I thought of a bad sign and said it
To come face to face with it in a hurry or start with sacrifice
In every end there is a beginning, in every beginning a history
It is the chance of a new direction, because of the glory (x2)
* This is possibly fanciful. Nobody I spoke to knew what this word and the quoted word at the end of the following line mean. The best guess was that they were portuguesified versions of english words
If you want a more chilled version of that to cleanse the pallet, you could try this acoustic version by A Garota Não. The lyrics are heavily cut to make it fit the format but it’s really nice, as most of her stuff is.
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Chakras

After looking at that Da Weasel rap the other day, I thought maybe I’d try another so here we are. I returned to this video which I mentioned in passing a year or so ago. I thought the song was called Classe Crua, but Classe Crua is the name of the band, which is composed of Sam the Kid (he’s the white guy) and Beware Jack (tall hair). This song has a “feat” on it – with a guy called Chullage (woolly hat, big beard) (feat is short for “featuring”). Chullage is a form of Chulagem, the quality of being a Chulo: a pimp or a vulgar person.

It’s a challenging translation. It’s got crioula, french, english and street slang all the way through it, mixed together like a big old liguistic stew.

PortugueseEnglish
Marés Frias, vento Forte, balançam o meu suporte
Mas ganho equilíbrio na balança!
Já não escrevo só reporto fotografias no meu bloco
Imagens são a melhor referência
Bad feeling não me move
Só balança o meu suporte
O beat entra, o flow cospe
O beat entra, o flow cospe
O beat entra, o flow cospe
Cold seas, strong wind, shakes the ground I’m standing on
But I gain stability from the instability
I don’t write, I only report photographs of my block
Images are the best reference
Bad feeling doesn’t move me
Just shakes the ground I’m standing on
The beat enters, the flow spits
The beat enters, the flow spits
The beat enters, the flow spits
Velho mar, barcos novos, velhos jogos, novos modos
Velho passaporte, novo avião, nova escala
Velho mapa, novas rotas
Dou a volta ganho pernas como centopeias
Descansa, tenho o nirvana nas veias
Tiro-te as teimas, a cena é phat como Baleias
Palavras bem usadas são uma Uzi, uma arma
Calma, a nova expressão apaga o velho trauma
São chagas da nossa Aura, mágoas da nossa alma
Chakras do nosso karma
Não há vivalma
Que fique indiferente e se ficarem indiferentes
Dá-me tempo “deixa-me rir” como o Jorge Palma
O Sociólogo da nova escola, com a velha guarda
A criar modas por aí a fora
Com a velha fórmula na nova montra
Keep it real p’ra zona aos que trocam sprints por maratonas
Old sea, new boats, old games, new styles
Old passport, new plane, new scale
Old map, new routes
I go far a walk I get legs like centipedes
Chill, I have nirvana in my veins
I’ll take away your stubbornness, the scene is phat like whales
Well used words, I’m an uzi, a weapon
Calm down,the new expression wipes out the old trauma
They are wounds on our aura, injuries on our soul
Chakras of our karma
There’s no living soul
That will be indifferent, and if they’re indifferent
Give me time, “let me laugh” like Jorge Palma*
The sociologist of the new school with the old guard
Creating methods out there
With the old formula in the new shopfront
Keep it real in the sone for people who swap sprints for marathons
Marés Frias, vento Forte, balançam o meu suporte
Mas ganho equilíbrio na balança!
Já não escrevo só reporto fotografias no meu bloco
Imagens são a melhor referência
Bad feeling não me move
Só balança o meu suporte
O beat entra, o flow cospe
O beat entra, o flow cospe
O beat entra, o flow cospe
Cold seas, strong wind, shakes the ground I’m standing on
But I gain stability from the instability
I don’t write, I only report photographs of my block
Images are the best reference
Bad feeling doesn’t move me
Just shakes the ground I’m standing on
The beat enters, the flow spits
The beat enters, the flow spits
The beat enters, the flow spits
Beware!
I wanna be there
Onde toda a gente é gente, e o que é bom é freeware
Mas buéda** gente ’tá a ver magenta, a follow the líder
Buéda gente vive à tangente
A swallow o que houver
Nhãs*** brodas usam a cabeça só p’ra por new wear
E dizem-me “Chullage é uma new era” (Chulagi dja bu era)
Deixam links, fazem clicks
Bebem pink, fazem pics
E mandam comments
‘Pa que te piques e o views atinjam peaks
Na broda, been there
Coolest monkeys in da jungle
HM ou Pull And Bear
Broda couldn’t bear
Muita câmara
Muito filtro, muito share, muito flair
Tanto fait-divers****
Teresa May ou Tony Blair
Same old same old, nique sa mere*****
Novos governos, mesmo xaxos******
Novos alunos, as mesmas praxes
Novos beats, os mesmos baixos
Novos mc’s os memo chachos*******
Tudo a tentar o encaixe
Mas já nada sai da caixa
Tudo tão aprumado que parece tudo
Tão saído do terceiro Reich
Versos controversos
‘Pa poder dar nas views
Essa medalha tem reverso
Tudo o mesmo point of view
Buéda flow mas não é diverso
Trágico como em Lampedusa
Brodas acabam imersos
Há uma festa no terraço
Duma casa sem alicerces
Fuck’em
Fecho a matraca********
E alinho os chakras
Escrevo linhas sacras
Cansado de tantos wankers
Galinhas e bácoras
Meu pensamento entra no train
A curtir Coltrane
E mando rimas só por treino
Giants steps
A love supreme
Estou fora do frame
Ponho os fones, subo o gain, expulso o pain
E mando um grito
Tenho buéda fantasmas e por eles não tenho escrito
Tens buéda fantasmas daqueles que te têm escrito
Estás tipo Mc’Donalds
Já vens da América feito
Aqui só foste frito
Digo o que sinto
Novo ou proscrito
E não preciso de ser seguido nem subscrito
Já não rappo
Só vomito
Nunca omito
Meu commitment
Quando debito
Foda-se Sam granda beat
Foda-se Beware obrigado pelo convite!
Beware
I wanna be there
Where everybody is us and what’s good is freeware
But a lot of people are seeing magenta to follow the leader
A lot of people live at a tangent
And swallow whatever there is
And the brothers only use their heads to put on new wear
And they tell me, “Chullage, it’s a new era” (Chulagi dja bu era)
They post links, they make clicks
They drink pink, they take pics
Why do you bite, and your views hit peaks
No brother, been there
Coolest monkey in the jungle
H+M or Pull and Bear
Brother couldn’t bear
Lots of camera
Lots of filters, lots of shares, lots of flair
Lots of other stuff
Teresa May and Tony Blair
Same old same old. fuck their mother
New governments, same assholes
New students, same hazing rituals
New bears, same baselines
New MCs, same guys
Everything trying to fit in
But now nothing gets outside the box
Everything is so polished it all seems
To have come from the Third Reich
Controversial verses
To be able to get views
This medal has another side
All from the same point of view
Lots of flow, but it isn’t diverse
Tragic like in Lampedusa
Brothers end up immersed
There’s a party on the terrace
Of a house with no foundations
Fuck ’em
I’m shutting my mouth
And aligning my chakras
I write sacred lines
Tired of so many wankers
Chickens and piglets
My thought gets on the train
Enjoying Coltrane
And rap some rhymes just for practice
Giant Steps
A Love Supreme
I’m outside the frame
I put on my headphones, turn up the gain, expel the pain
And I let out a scream
I have so many ghosts and because of them, I haven’t written
You have so many ghosts the kind that write you
You’re like McDonalds
You came from America, ready made
You were fried here
I say what I feel
New or forbidden
And I don’t need to be followed or subscribed
I don’t rap
I just vomit
I don’t omit
Mu commitment
When I debit
Fuck it, Sam, great beat
Fuck it, Beware, thanks for the invitation
[Refrão: Beware Jack]
Marés Frias, vento Forte, balançam o meu suporte
Mas ganho equilíbrio na balança!
Já não escrevo só reporto fotografias no meu bloco
Imagens são a melhor referência
Bad feeling não me move
Só balança o meu suporte
O beat entra, o flow cospe
O beat entra, o flow cospe
O beat entra, o flow cospe
[Refrain by Beware jack]
Cold seas, strong wind, shakes the ground I’m standing on
But I gain stability from the instability
I don’t write, I only report photographs of my block
Images are the best reference
Bad feeling doesn’t move me
Just shakes the ground I’m standing on
The beat enters, the flow spits
The beat enters, the flow spits
The beat enters, the flow spits

* Reference to this song

** Lots of english in this verb, but lots of slang too. Buéda gente seems to be “bué da gente. Bué is slang derived from africa. I think it’s maybe not that new. I think bué fixe (“very cool” dates back a while, but bué is generally a reinforcer so it indicates a lot of something or very much something

***Crioulo Cabo Verdiano – short for minhas/meus

**** Dammit, this is french!!!

***** Dammit, so is this!

******Not sure abot this one but basing it on this.

********Seems to be short for the spanish word “muchachos”

********This word can have a lot of meanings. I’m assuming he’s talking about his mouth since none of the other options make much sense.

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Rapalhau

I’ve been enjoying these lads – Bacalhau No Azeite – doing their rap videos on Instagram. It’s not exactly Kanye West but they have lyrics so I can follow what they’re saying and I quite like that. Strong recommendation for anyone who likes rap but isn’t too purist about it (or rather “anyone who doesn’t mind seeing the art form butchered in real time”)

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Super Ego-Trip Humilde 🔞

Carrying on the translation tradition, I thought I’d have a go at this rap by Gandim because I can understand most of it but not quite all and I thought it would be fun to do the research and really understand it from top to bottom. Gandim means something like “workshy person”. He isn’t a real rapper, he’s a character invented by Guilherme Duarte. Duarte originally trained as a computer scientist (that’s relevant context for the song, believe it or not!) but he’s famous as a comedian who has been involved in a few different podcasts and media projects such as “Por Falar Noutras Coisas” (“Speaking of Other Things”). Here, he’s having a rap battle with himself in his “real” persona. It’s quite funny and has lots of good slang. It’s ABSOLUTELY FILTHY though. Seriously – this is definitely the rudest thing I’ve ever translated on here, so if you’re of a sensitive disposition you might want to skip this one!

It’s also interesting how they’re using some english words and expresions in ways that are close to but not quite identical to the way we use them ourselves: even in the title, “ego-trip”, seems just to mean a boastful rap and “feat” is obviously just “featuring” but later in the lyrics they seem to be using it as a noun, roughly equivalent to “collaboration”

Ya, Gandim feat Guilherme Duarte / Yeah, Gandim, feat Guilherme Duarte
Juntos no mesmo som mesmo / Together in the same track
Ninguém estava à espera / Nobody was expecting it
Não sei se a tuga está preparada para isto / I don’t know if the Tuga was ready for this
Vamos mostrar como é que se faz / Let’s show them how it’s done

Isto nunca foi visto / This has never been seen
Porque nunca foi feito / Because it’s never been done
Parece que viste o anti-cristo, boy / It looks like you’ve seen the anti-christ, boy
Até te cai o queixo / Even your jaw is drooping
Vai deixar mazela / It’s going to leave a wound
Ainda nos vão pedir sequela / They’re going to ask us for a sequel
As rimas são como as cricas / The rhymes are like pussies
Aparecem tipo dicas / They appear like tips
De todos os lados / From all sides
Eu e o Guilherme (Olá Olá) os mais pesados / Me and Guilherme (Hello, Hello) the heaviest
Espera lá… isto é uma egotrip? / Wait… is this an ego-trip?
Ya, faz sentido pelo beat / Yeah, that makes sense from the beat
Devia ter visto a tua parte antes de gravarmos o feat / I should have watched your part before we recorded the “feat
Mas obrigado por me fazeres o convite / But thanks for the invitation
Mas é melhor falares por ti / But it’s best to speak for yourself
Eu nem sou bem rapper / I’m not really a rapper
Há muitos melhores do que eu por aí / There are a lot better than me round here

Não vale a pena essa humildade / This humility is no good
Nu sta* rebenta sociedade / We are blowing up society
O game vai mudar, a gente veio para ficar / The game is going to change – we came to stay
Este som é bomba atómica, vai incinerar / This track is a nuclear bomb. It’s going to incinerate
Calma, man / Calm down, man
Não é preciso exagerar / There’s no need to exagerate
Tipo exibicionistas / Like exhibitionists
Não vamos estar aqui a criar / We didn’t come here to create
Sei lá, expectativas irrealistas / I dunno… unrealistic expectations
É um som razoável / It’s a reasonable track
Um flow confortável / A comfortable flow
Não vai ser nada memorável / It isn’t going to be memorable at all
Nem raro de outro mundo tipo marte / Not rare, from another world like Mars
Falo, claro, da minha parte / I’m speaking of course, from my own perspective

As damas até ficam loucas, desvairadas, malucas / The women go crazy, frenzied, insane
Desapertam as blusas e abanam as bundas / They loosen their blouses and shake their asses**
Ficam com água nas bocas / Their mouths water
Quando vêem as nossas bazucas / When they see our bazookas
Vocês fazem cara de mau a pensar que têm pila grande / You make like a badass, thinking what big dicks you have
Mole já mete respeito mas olha ainda expande / Soft, they give respect, but then they expand
O que vocês têm de pau a gente tem só de glande / Our glans alone is the size of your whole dick***
Pah, o meu é médio, não vou mentir / Mate, mine is pretty average, not gonna lie
Não é grande nem vale a pena medir / It’s not big but I’m not going to measure it
Nem grosso nem fino, é banal quando estou contente / It’s not thick or thin, it’s OK when I’m happy
E quando está murcho até é bastante deprimente / And when it’s soft, it’s pretty depressing
Mas dizem que o tamanho não importa / But they say size doesn’t matter
E mesmo que seja um bocado torta / Even if it’s a little bent
Desde que não esteja morta / As long as I’m not dead
O que conta é o que se faz com o membro peniano / What matters is what you do with your penile member
E nisso, confesso, sou mais que mediano / And with that I am above average
Aguento tipo 7 ou 8 minutos / I can last like 7 or 8 minutes
Parece pouco, mas 5 é a média / It doesn’t seem like much but the average is 5
Não estou a gozar, li na Wikipédia / I’m not kidding, I read it on Wikipedia

Cus e mamas, everywhere / Tits and ass everywhere
Comemos com as mãos, sem talher / We eat with our hands, no cutlery
Lambemos o prato todo da tua mulher / We lick your wife’s plate clean
Até cai pó lado como Feher / Until she falls over like Fehér****
Ela quer mais diz que tu só reclamas / She wants more and says you only complain
Nem é preciso férias nas Bahamas / A holiday in the Bahamas isn’t necessary
É mesmo aí nas vossas camas / It’s right here in your beds
Que vamos comer as vossas damas / that we eat***** your women
Vamos? os dois ao mesmo tempo / “We”? Both at the same time?
É um bocado estranho (caga nisso bro) / That’s a little bit weird (fuck this, bro)
Tenho alguns complexos com o meu corpo / I have a few body issues
E nem é pelo tamanho / And it’s not about the size
Estar assim nu ao pé de outro homem / To be right there next to another man
É demasiada nudez / That’s too much nakedness
Não sei, dá para ir à vez / I dunno, maybe we could take turns
Não quero ser mau companheiro / I don’t want to be a bad companion
Mas se é para ir, vou em primeiro / But if I’m going, I’m going first

A gente derrapa, drift fast and furious style / We slide in, Fast and Furious style
Elas ficam molhadas com o nosso flow 8 mile / And they get wet with our 8 Mile flow
Quer boleia a tua hoe / Does your ho want a ride?
E não é só no meu lambo / And not just in my lambo******
Tem mudanças automáticas, 7 / It has seven automatic gears
Mas ela tem a mão na manete / But she has her hand on my gearstick
Não tenho guita para lambos / I don’t have the money for lambos
E até acho que é muito show off / And I find them a bit showy
Não curto dar nas vistas / I don’t enjoy showing off
O meu bote é um clio de 99 / My ride is a 99 Clio
Patina quando chove, faz barulhos da panela / It skids when it rains, makes a noise from the oil pan
Tem pelos de cadela, rádio só à capella / It has dog-hairs everywhere and the radio is only a capella
Não liga à primeira quando a noite gela / It doesn’t start first time on cold nights
Deve ser problema de velas / It must be some problem with the spark plugs

Aqui é faroeste, a lei é nossa / Here in the wild west******* the law is ours
Tu estás a leste, baza ou levas coça / You are from the east, get the hell out of here or get spanked
O que tu cospes cai no meu spam / What you spit******** falls into my spam folder
Mas quem não cospe é a tua irmã / But your sister doesn’t spit
Aqui é conflito, não é meninos da mamã / This is war, not mummy’s kids
À noite é delito, dormir de manhã / the night is sin, sleep in the morning
Vens dar para gangster com o teu clã / You’re coming like a gangster with your posse
Ainda deixas a tua filha orfã / You’ll just leave your daughter an orphan
Gandim, não sei se te consigo acompanhar assim / Gandim, I don’t know if I can carry on like this
Eu não sou gangster nem g / I’m not a gangster or a G
Só houve aquela vez que roubei uns cromos da panini / The only thing I have ever stolen is some Panini stickers
Sempre fui bom aluno, calminho / I was always a good student, calm
Eu sou bué humilde, mano / I’m really humble, man
Já na autoavaliação pedia baixinho / In the self-evaluation I asked for a lower mark
Menos do que achava que merecia no ano / Less than they thought I deserved that year

Manda vir a tua crew / tell your crew to come
E ainda sais daqui todo nu / And you’ll leave here naked
Andas aí armado em clown / There you go, acting like a clown
A tua tropa sai daqui tipo black hawk down / Your soldiers will leave here like Black Hawk Down
Eu e o Guilherme a gente arrebenta / Me and Guilherme, we destroy
Venham todos que a gente enfrenta / No matter who we face
Tag team ninguém aguenta / Tag team nobody can withstand
Humilhação tipo shot à panenka / Humiliation like a Panenka********* penalty kick
Depende, quantos é que são / It depends how many there are
São muito grandes ou um deles é anão / Are they very big or is one of them a dawrf?
Se for malta da pesada ainda ficamos em maus lençóis / If these guys are heavy, we could be in a tight spot
Consigo andar à porrada, mas não há cá heróis / I can fight but there are no heroes here
Prefiro resolver de forma sensata / I prefer to resolve this sensibly
Ser diplomata, sou franco / To be diplomatic, I am frank
Mas se tem de ser, siga / But if it has to happen, go ahead
Eu cubro-te o flanco / I’ll cover your back
Fiz jiu jitsu, sou cinturão branco / I did ju-jitsu, I’m a white belt

Invejas o don perignon / You envy the Dom Perignon
O chamon, os diamonds e o rolex / The weed, the diamonds and the rolex
Desculpa lá o flex / Pardon the flex
Mas por isso é que a dama que me dá sex é a tua ex / But it’s because of this that the woman who gives me sex is your ex
Tanto money no corpo uso o pulso como expositor / So much money on my body, I use my wrist like a showoff
E tu honey, só lhe dás uso em frente ao computador / And you, honey, you only use it in front of your computer
Eu nem tenho relógio / I don’t have a watch
Vejo as horas no telefone / I check the time on my phone
Que não é topo de gama / that isn’t top of the line
Nem é sequer é um iphone / I don’t even have an iphone
Não curto gastar assim / I don’t like splashing out like that
Em booze, drugs e ostentação / on booze and drugs and ostentation
Prefiro poupar e chegar / I prefer to save up and reach
Aos setenta são / my seventies

Os cães ladram e passa a caravana********** / The dogs bark and the caravan passes by
E nós aqui a chillar com a marijoana / and we’re here chilling with marijuana
Somos demasiado fat para ser fit / We’re too fat to be fit
All day smoking weed, we don’t give a shit / All day smoking weed, we don’t give a shit
Mais ou menos / More or less
Não fumo há bué anos, mas não condeno quem fuma / I haven’t smoked in years, but I don’t judge those who do
Só acho que há malta muito nova a fumar / I think it’s mostly young people smoking
Não quero influenciar / I don’t want to influence them
Porque depois o pessoal abusa / because then people abuse it

Man, dá lá aí uma passa ya, fuma aí / Man, take a hit on this, smoke up
É mesmo assim, Guilherme ya, somos os maiores deste a tuga até pequim / That’s how it is, Guilherme, we’re the greatest from Portugal to Peking
é mesmo assim, os mais pesados / that’s how it is, we’re the heaviest
Não curto gabar-me assim / I don’t enjoy boasting like this
Não dá para fazer uma ego trip humilde / It’s no good making a humble ego-trip
E deixar de parte ego / and leave out the ego part
às vezes acordo tão negativo / Sometimes I wake up so negative
Que me sinto abaixo de zero / That i feel less than zero
Tenho as minhas inseguranças / I have my insecurities
Acho que me está a bater a ganza / I think that weed is kicking in
Dias depressivos, sem vaidade / Depressive days, without vanity
Dias que não me acho capaz de fazer nada com qualidade / Days when I don’t feel able to do anything well
O meu ego tem síndrome de Estocolmo / My ego has Stockholm syndrome
Estou a ficar meio zonzo / I’m getting a little dizzy
Estou a ficar meio zonzo / I’m getting a little dizzy
Complexo deus aplaude o meu complexo de fraude / My god complex applauds my imposter syndrome
Bué deep / Really deep
Sou mil folhas / I am a thousand layers
Flow bue quick / Real quick flow
Beep beep / Beep beep
Tenho bué camadas / I’ve got so many levels
No sleep, horas acordadas / No sleep, awake for hours
Porque na cama tenho sempre muitas queridas bué dadas / Because in bed I always have many well-endowed babes

Sabia que tinha isso dentro de ti / I knew you had this in you
Estava a ver que não / I was thinking you didn’t
E se é para me gabar feito patrão / And if I have to boast, it’s done, boss
Sou ganda boss da programação / I’m the big boss of computer-programming
Tua cabeça não aguentavas a pressão, meu / You can’t stand the pressure, man
Ainda te dava uma como a Maria João, Abreu / I even gave you one with Maria Joao Abreu***********

Ai, olha aí, há limites, mano / Hey look, there are limits, bro
Acho bué falta de respeito dizeres uma cena dessas / I think it shows a lack of respect to say something like that
É uma egotrip, tudo bem, mas calma lá / It’s an ego trip, OK, but calm down
Não é preciso atirar com essa da programação à cara do pessoal / It’s not necessary to throw this computer-programming thing in people’s faces
Nem toda a gente tem o mesmo acesso à educação / Not everyone has the same access to education
Vou bazar, não curto estar aqui com gabarolas / I’m going to get out of here. I don’t want to be here with showoffs

*= Not sure what’s going on here – short for “nos esta(mos)” I think…?

**=I’ve gone against my principles and written this the american way because british spelling and rap do not mix

***=Look, I’m sorry, I’m just the translator, don’t blame me

****=I think this must mean the hungarian footballer who died of a heart attack on the pitch – hence the reaction!

*****=Comer a tua dama means “eat your lady” but comer is also a slang word for “have sex”, so I probably could have translated it less literally than this. The other relevant piece of information here is that the game we call drafts is called Damas in portuguese, and when you take the opponents piece, the word for taking can be “capturar” or “comer” so he could be talking about playing draughts. but in this context, probaby not!

******I guess he means Lamborghini here but the fact it’s so close to “lamber” is setting my double entendre radar pinging)

*******faroeste = far west? I’ve never heard this before, but I googled faroeste and it does indeed bring up a load of wild west films dubbed into portuguese!

********=-I assume this is the same as the slang use of spit in english – spitting lyrics, spitting facts. He’s dissing your rap lyrics, basically

*********= Panenka… he’s a footballer apparently. Good at penalties. Google him, I can’t explain

**********=This is an expression that comes up sometimes in exercise books – it just means something like – “we just carry on as normal, no matter what happens or who complains”

***********= Maria Joao Abreu was an actress who had died a few months before the video was released, so you’re meant to think that the shocked reaction that follows is as a result of the extreme bad taste of what he’s just said.