Posted in English

Loch Ness Hot Mess

Boring English Post today. Tugaposting will resume shortly.

This post is going live on Saturday when I’ll be in Inverness. That’s further north in Britain than I’ve ever been before so I am very excited. I’m doing the Loch Ness Marathon and I am getting sponsored for a homeless charity called Cyrenians. We’ve probably all noticed there’s been a rise of homelessness as a result of a few different social trends coming together in the last few years. It takes me back to the early nineties when I used to work in a night shelter in King’s Cross. We had a few good years in between, when things seemed to be getting better, but it’s all gone sour again and it’s disappointing too see.

Anyway, as you probably know, giving money direct to homeless people can sometimes be a bit problematic, but giving to an organisation that provides services is a good way of really helping in sustainable, observable ways, and that’s why I chose this charity.

So, if you’d like to help out and help me meet the (ahem) slightly ambitious target I have pledged to meet, here is the page! Contributors get access to the selfies I am planning to take with the monster if I am lucky enough to meet him. Thanks in advance!

Posted in Portuguese

Uma Corrida

Tenho tentado muitas vezes recentemente correr 10 quilómetros dentro de uma hora, mas em corrida após corrida os meus tempos tenho andado do lado errado da hora. Pois, tenho meio século*. Quiçá não deva estar assim tão chocado com** o meu declínio!
Mas enquanto há vida há esperança. Ontem finalmente atingi o meu objetivo. Depois de passar 5 semanas a treinar e a evitar hidratos de carbono e de ter perdido quatro quilogramas, fiz mais uma corrida num parque, à*”” chuva e cruzei a meta em 57:05. Muuuuiiito mais rápido do que o normal. Fiquei tão orgulhoso. Ainda há vida nestas pernas velhas.

(quando os organizadores deu me o meu número pessoal, foi 666. Que susto! Espero que a minha vitória não seja devida a Satã)

*=Tenho meio século sounds better than tenho um meio século – I have half century = I’m half (a) century old.

**=chocado com is another of those situations where the preposition isn’t what you expect. It’s “shocked with” not “shocked by”

***=and another! At the rain, not in the rain.

I got my clock time about 5 days later and it was even better! Under 56! Hail Satan!