Posted in English

Expressões Idiomáticas, Climáticas e Palavráticas com Preposições hum… Aleatoriaticas?

So here are a couple of videos from the same guy. They are quite sweary so if you have a portuguese relative within earshot, you might want to use headphones. I was interested in the prepositions more than the swearing and I’ll tell you why when you’ve watched them. In fact, the whole post is quite sweary, even the English bits. If you are a child, reading this, please ask your parents to hide your device until your eighteenth birthday and then carry on reading.

OK, ready? Good. Happy birthday, by the way.

As you can see, he’s pretty funny. In each case he’s giving versions of the same expression:

Não faz frio nem orvalho mas está a chover para caralho.

Não faz chuva nem orvalho mas está um frio do caralho

If you don’t already know, caralho is one of the rudest words in the language. But what’s going on with those prepositions just in front of each? Why is it para in the first instance and do in the second? I threw the question open to the floor.

In both cases we’re using the bad word to emphasise how strongly we feel about the situation, but you lead into it with para when what you are emphasising is a verb. “Esta a chover para caralho”, “Os ovos andam caros para caralho”, for example.

On the other hand, if its a noun you’re emphasising, you lead in with do: “Está um frio do caralho”, “Cão do caralho passa toda a noite a ladrar”

Caralho!

It’s hard to draw a direct analogy to English swearing, not least because we wouldn’t even say “está um frio…” (“it’s a cold”). We’d treat frio as an adjective, not as a noun. But I’m sure you’ll be familiar with the fact that swear words are pretty flexible in how they’re used. So you could have ‘It’s cold as fuck” or “It’s raining like fuck” or “It’s a huge fucking storm”. Portuguese seems to have a rule about how the caralho is linked to the thing it’s referring to though so it seems to be one of those rare cases where portuguese is less complicated than English.

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José Milhazes

Only one correction on this text, which seems a little surprising. When that happens, I always wonder if there might be a couple that the corrector missed. Anyway, caveat emptor as they say in Aberdeen. Thanks to caveat for that correction. I enjoyed writing this one.

Ontem, o jornalista e escritor José Milhazes disse um palavrão em direto nas notícias. Confesso que nunca ouvi falar dele portanto decidi fazer uma breve pesquisa. Regra geral, o jornalista não diz porcarias no ar, mas estava lá para comentar na guerra atual na Ucrânia e parte desta conversa tocou numa manifestação de jovens num concerto na Rússia. Disse “A guerra que vá para o caralho”. A apresentadora, Clara de Sousa gaguejou, espantada, mas o Milhazes explicou que estava a traduzir, literalmente, o que os jovens estavam a gritar. As redes sociais soltaram uma gargalhada coletiva.

The original video. The word “ganda“, by the way, is just a corruption of “grande”. Its used a lot in this sort of situation, when someone is “o maior”.

Milhazes iniciou a sua carreira como tradutor de obras literárias, políticas e cinematográficas russas para português. Passou a residir na URSS em 1983. Depois, em 1989, começou a escrever crónicas e tornou-se correspondente do Jornal Público, logo depois do estabelecimento do mesmo no ano seguinte e continuou neste cargo na Rússia após a queda da “cortina de ferro”. Escreveu vários livros sobre a união soviética e a sua influência na África durante a Guerra Fria. Desde 2015, mora em Portugal e é comentador de política externa, entre outras coisas.

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Counter Strike

Hm, I don’t know if this TikTok is going to show up on WordPress but I’ve been enjoying trying to decipher this video as some extreme listening practice.

On first listen I could only get about 6 words and even now, after showing it to my wife I’m still not able to pick out everything. Being told they were talking about “CS” (Counterstrike, I assume) helped. Something like

Pra vocês que (…) joga o CS (…) caralho, tá aqui o meu tropa Fernando. Fernando, quantos anos já tens?

Dezanove

E qual é o teu rank do CS?

Dragon Lord

Ah pois é puto

Or in English

For all of you who (play fucking counter strike) I have my team-mate Fernando here. Fernando, how old are you?

Nineteen

And what rank are you in Counterstrike?

Dragon Lord

Yeah, man!