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Well I Didn’t See That Coming!

I got my result from the DAPLE exam and I am absolutely staggered to say I seem to have made like a houthi drone facility and got bommed.

I’m really nonplussed about this. When I did the DIPLE I absolutely smashed it and yet got a pitifully low mark, which is an injustice so great the tories have tried to blame it on Kier Starmer’s time as the Director of Public Prosecutions. This time, I made horrible errors on the dialogue, guessed a lot of my multi-choice answers and left the exam feeling pretty sure I’d actually failed and yet according to this I was above 70% across the board. Errrr… How?